Want to ditch the tired, fluffy B.S. marketing copy and actually connect with your audience?

then look no further.

I'm not your typical freelance copywriter. In fact, I ignore those people at parties because all they talk about is the differences between MLA vs APA, and it's suuuper boring.

For the past 12 years, I've done a ton of copywriting, screenwriting, ghostwriting, brand development, crafting conversations for voice recognition apps, and even toured the country as a stand-up comedian. I've faced just about every type of audience out there, and I use that unique experience to adapt my style to any job. 

I specialize in helping brands find their voice, and creating video scripts, ads, commercials, website copy, email campaigns, and other marketing pieces that resonate with audiences on a person-to-person level.

When your brand messaging achieves that type of connection with your audience, you…

  • Build long-lasting trust with your customers
  • Sell more products and services
  • Get more visitors to your website
  • Get super rich and forget all of your poor friends!
Robbie is an extremely talented writer and creative talent. He is capable of understanding complex and difficult technologies, and then writing about them in a way that’s engaging, personable, and easy to understand. You just know he’s going to deliver every time.
— Lisa Falkson (Amazon, Google, CloudCar)

I’ve served as Head Writer for small, award-winning start-ups like Volio.me, and as Sr. Copywriter at top corporations like Sony Electronics and Renovate America. When it comes down to it...

I write things that make people buy your things.

Ready to work together?

That's awesome! Click the button below and tell me more about your project, and I'll send you more info about my process and pricing. My minimum booking is 10 hours, and I’m currently booking 2-3 weeks in advance.

Better copywriting doesn’t cost you money—it makes you money by delivering results.

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Robbie is an incredible writer with a can-do positive attitude, even under tight deadlines and rush projects. He’s fun, energetic, and has a great personality. And if you want an office comedian, he’s your guy!
— Lindsay Culp, Renovate America
Robbie helped us quickly establish a unique brand voice and communicate our message effectively. He was extremely easy to work with, and gave us a cool tagline, too!
— Ron Kurti, TRACE Soccer