Hi, I'm Robbie.

I'm an author, comedian, and other things, too.

Want 3 FREE chapters from my debut book, Toilet Material?


Toilet Material: Very Short Stories for Very Short Attention Spans delivers big laughs at a rapid-fire pace, with 38 short stories that change topics with the speed you scroll through your Facebook feed.

"Such a fun, easy read. Like for children, except don't let children read this."

– Brooks Wheelan, Saturday Night Live