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A FREE sample chapter of my upcoming book! Click below to read... full book available for pre-sale in January!

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Hello there, person or spam bot!

 

As you might've (and honestly, should've) guessed by the URL, my name is Robbie Pickard. I'm a writer/comedian working on a book of funny short stories coming out later this year.

I used to perform stand-up comedy across the country, but now I focus on writing so I don't have to travel to places like Des Moines every Thursday-Sunday (all due respect to my rabid Des Moinian fanbase).

Sign up for my newsletter below, and cruise around this site to check out some of the other stuff I've written. You can also read my full bio here.

 
 

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