Hi. I'm Robbie.

I write stuff. That stuff includes everything from books, television scripts, articles, marketing copy, and dialog for AI robots that will rule us all one day. I’m currently Lead Conversation Designer for Bixby, Samsung’s virtual personal assistant. When I was younger/cooler, I played soccer at UC Irvine, and then toured the country as a stand-up comedian for 8 years. Now I’m a dad who makes dumb dad jokes. Ugh.

So feel free to putz around on here. Some people come here for the jokes. Others want me to write things for them. You can do both if you like. No one’s gonna stop you.

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