Hello there, person or spam bot!

As you might've (and honestly, should've) guessed by the URL, my name is Robbie Pickard. I'm a writer/comedian working on a book of funny short stories I will release later this year – the perfect toilet read.

I used to do stand-up all over the country, but now focus on writing so I don't have to travel to places like Des Moines every weekend (all due respect to my rabid Des Moines fanbase).

When I'm not hovered over my laptop working towards early onset carpal tunnel syndrome, I play a lot of soccer, attempt to surf, or head to the beach with my wife in the camper trailer we've been renovating.

Oh, I also have a newsletter called Toilet Material. I send something funny twice a month, and people read and reply from the toilet (or wherever else people read things). Join in on the fun below.