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Advanced praise for the book so far:
"You can be anything you want when you grow up, Robbo!"
"Will you get off the computer already? It's time for bed."
"Listen, you gotta order something or I can't let you sit here any longer."
—Coffee Shop Employee
"Holy shit, this is hilarious – the perfect toilet read. I can get through a couple chapters in just one sitting!"
—Literally Everyone Who Poops