Hi, I'm Robbie.

I'm a former nationally touring stand-up comedian, author of the book Toilet Material: Very Short Stories for Very Short Attention Spans, and a pretty nice guy if you'd just give me a chance, okay? I got a little tired of life on the road, so now I write funny things from home (and sometimes from my camper trailer).

I'm also a writer for hire. Are you looking to create advertising that is actually funny? Hit me up and let's work together!

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Never have a boring trip to the toilet again.

Toilet Material: Very Short Stories for Very Short Attention Spans, has 38 short stories that deliver big laughs at a rapid-fire pace. One minute you’re in the middle of a conversation between a couple on the night they signed their prenup, and the next, you're in a new conference where a man abducted by aliens is failing to convince news reporters he wasn’t probed while aboard a UFO. 

Stop scrolling through the same boring Instagram/Facebook feeds and read some funny short stories on the porcelain throne!

"Such a fun, easy read. Like for children, except don't let children read this."

–Brooks Wheelan
Saturday Night Live

 

Still confused? That's embarrassing. Try one of these things:

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Watch my stand-up.

I spent over 8 years as a nationally-touring comedianperforming at clubs, colleges and casinos in over 15 states, as well as regularly at the World Famous Improv and Laugh Factory comedy clubs in Hollywood.

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Read my TV scripts.

I've written a few TV scripts over the years. Some have done well in contests, others gather dust in my desk drawer. I've put a couple up on my site for your viewing pleasure.

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Join my newsletter.

About once a month, I send something (hopefully) amusing to my mailing list. I also give subscribers the inside scoop on my latest projects, and offer some discounts and other fun things when I can.