I'm a comedian/author, and just finished a book of funny short stories for you to read on the toilet.
I played Division I college soccer for UC Irvine back in the day, but no one cares about soccer in America so I got a degree in Literary Journalism. I waited tables at the Irvine Improv Comedy Club while in school, and after hosting a roast of the senior members of my fraternity, caught the bug to try stand-up myself.
Over the course of eight years I performed over a thousand times in 15 different states at comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, bars, bowling alleys and more. I became a regular performer at the World Famous Improv and Laugh Factory comedy clubs in Los Angeles, sharing the stage with all of my comedy heroes like Louis CK, Daniel Tosh, Bill Burr, etc. I've produced several recurring live comedy shows in Los Angeles and Orange County, hosted podcasts, have been heard on Sirius Satellite Radio, and seen in National Lampoon’s Dirty Jokes: The Movie.
When I'm not hovered over my laptop I play a lot of soccer, surf mediocrely, or head to the beach with my wife in the camper trailer we've been renovating.