I'm a comedian/author, and just finished a book of funny short stories for you to read on the toilet.

I played college soccer for UC Irvine, where I had to wear a bright yellow jersey that said EATERS on it (short for Anteaters, which wasn't much better). I also pursued Literary Journalism there, which I initially mistook to mean "literally, journalism." 

I waited tables at the Irvine Improv Comedy Club while in school, and after hosting a roast of the senior members of my fraternity, caught the bug to try stand-up myself.

Over the course of eight years I performed over a thousand times in 15 different states at comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, bars, bowling alleys and more. I became a regular performer at the World Famous Improv and Laugh Factory comedy clubs in Los Angeles, sharing the stage with all of my comedy heroes like Louis CK, Daniel Tosh, Bill Burr, etc. I've produced several recurring live comedy shows in Los Angeles and Orange County, hosted podcasts, have been heard on Sirius Satellite Radio, and seen in National Lampoon’s Dirty Jokes: The Movie.

I've built up over a decade of professional writing experience—everything from comedy web series to head writer of a start-up company to Senior Copywriter at corporations like Sony Electronics.

I'm currently working on a TV script I hope you get to see on your TV/laptop/iPhone someday soon. When I'm not hovered over my laptop I play a lot of soccer, surf mediocrely, or head to the beach with my wife in the camper trailer we've been renovating.


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