All copies signed by the author. Book will be shipped in June 2017.

The VIP bundle includes:

- A signed copy of the book.

- A limited edition bookmark.

- 2 boxes of Toilet Material matches.

“Such a fun, easy read. Like for children, except don’t let children read this.”

–Brooks Wheelan
Saturday Night Live

Robbie Pickard's Toilet Material delivers big laughs at a rapid fire pace, shifting topics with the speed we scroll through our social media feeds. You’ll crank through multiple chapters in a single bathroom trip. One minute you’re in the middle of a conversation between a couple on the night they signed their prenup, and the next, a man abducted by aliens is failing to convince news reporters he wasn’t probed while aboard a UFO.


"So funny, you'll want to read it when you go number 1."

–Brian Keith Etheridge
TV Writer - Mike and Molly, The Mick


“Somehow, Robbie found a way to transfer his devastating likability from the stage to the page.” 

–Robby Slowik
TV Writer - HBO's News Network of News


Chapters include:

My First Day in Prison (If I Took My Friend Kevin’s Advice)

Dear Owner of This Bra I Found Dangling in a Tree

How Martian Babies Are Made

Fortune Cookie Writer’s Block

The Only Apology From the Guy That Used This Gas Station Bathroom Before Me That Would Make Sense

...and 34 more.